Etonian scholar
Himalayan mountaineer
Formula One race driver
7th Degree Black belt in Judo
Deep sea treasure hunter off the Yucatan Peninsula
Crack Kalahari bush pilot
Omar Boraby, is none of these.
What he is, though, is a damn fine photographer with over 15 years experience in the field, what?
The field, yes, yes. Why, I can remember back to when we were gun bearers for Lord Alfred Broadbottom, who was conducting a safari in the Punjab. After three arduous days of stifling heat and very little game, we were ready to pack it in, when Bob's your uncle, I heard behind me a slight rustling in the bush. Omar immediately excused himself from the area, and before I knew it, I could feel on my neck the hot, fetid breath of some great beast. I crashed through the jungle, screaming for Omar to grab his 30 aught 6 and smash home a bullet into the dumb brute's skull.
And did he? Of course not. Like any good photographer, he snatched up his camera and got an absolutely smashing shot of a ruddy great tiger taking off my leg.
Lord Broadbottom, striding unconcernedly over my orphaned leg, rewarded Omar with a curt, "Good show, lad," before giving me the toe of his boot for letting the tiger get away. Egads what happy memories.
Anyway...wait, where was I? Ah yes! Omar and I with the two Finnish stewardesses! We were in Helsinki on a layover, if you will, and...
"Dammit! Get off my laptop! No. I don't care, no. Just stay off it. What? Yes. You can have a sandwich. Fine. Whatever. Just get out."
Sorry about that. Omar here. My unemployed writer friend is always screwing around on my computer.
For the record, I've never been on a tiger hunt or been to the Punjab. I don't even know what that is. All of that above, is just made up.
...except for me being an excellent photographer and retoucher with over 15 years of experience.
Himalayan mountaineer
Formula One race driver
7th Degree Black belt in Judo
Deep sea treasure hunter off the Yucatan Peninsula
Crack Kalahari bush pilot
Omar Boraby, is none of these.
What he is, though, is a damn fine photographer with over 15 years experience in the field, what?
The field, yes, yes. Why, I can remember back to when we were gun bearers for Lord Alfred Broadbottom, who was conducting a safari in the Punjab. After three arduous days of stifling heat and very little game, we were ready to pack it in, when Bob's your uncle, I heard behind me a slight rustling in the bush. Omar immediately excused himself from the area, and before I knew it, I could feel on my neck the hot, fetid breath of some great beast. I crashed through the jungle, screaming for Omar to grab his 30 aught 6 and smash home a bullet into the dumb brute's skull.
And did he? Of course not. Like any good photographer, he snatched up his camera and got an absolutely smashing shot of a ruddy great tiger taking off my leg.
Lord Broadbottom, striding unconcernedly over my orphaned leg, rewarded Omar with a curt, "Good show, lad," before giving me the toe of his boot for letting the tiger get away. Egads what happy memories.
Anyway...wait, where was I? Ah yes! Omar and I with the two Finnish stewardesses! We were in Helsinki on a layover, if you will, and...
"Dammit! Get off my laptop! No. I don't care, no. Just stay off it. What? Yes. You can have a sandwich. Fine. Whatever. Just get out."
Sorry about that. Omar here. My unemployed writer friend is always screwing around on my computer.
For the record, I've never been on a tiger hunt or been to the Punjab. I don't even know what that is. All of that above, is just made up.
...except for me being an excellent photographer and retoucher with over 15 years of experience.